Mr Narcissist... No lah... you think i'm so 'hiao' meh?? I need to put up this picture in order for me to html to my profile picture lah...

Just when i thought the week couldn't get any worse, another series of events hit me like a ton of bricks... First was the passing of my ever hospitable auntie from KL, who always welcome our family with open arms when we decided to head north for a nice holiday getaway... though i didnt really talk much to her since young, partly due to the geographical distance between us, i made an effort to get to know more about her and my other relatives in malaysia as i began to mature in age in recent years... Sadly, her sudden demise came as a shock even though she was regularly receiving treatment despite her ailments and had appeared in the pink of health when i last visited her over a year ago... And of all times did it happened just when my mum and sis were up at genting holidaying and they had planned to visit her on the way back. What had been a nice enjoyable trip had gone horribly wrong... i can't imagine how my mum is feeling right now at the loss of her dear sister, and i wanted to be there to comfort her at least, and pay my last respects to my aunt, but i was told there was no need to as the funeral's only last a few days and she is being laid to rest tomorrow... somehow, there were no tears but i guess the pain will go away as with what time has done to all...

The second thing was that i failed my TP... 36 pts (yes...) culminated as a result of minor bike handling mistakes aside, i got one immediate failure... thanks to some bloody f***ing idiot driver who drove like he/she rushing to get reincarnated. Just as i finished turning right and wanted to filter left to the next lane, this dickhead actually wanted to speed past me on the left... of cos' i had checked clear on my left before filtering but as i had just finished turning, the car was out of my area of sight and it was safe to filter... who was to know this car which was behind me sped up as he/she turned out and had drove so close to me as if on purpose... in the first place, there was no need to be such an asshole knowing people like me are taking their test right? F***... i really felt like swearing my head off now... this is the f***ing problem with singaporean drivers and i'd tell you their attitude stinks like hell... this is not the first time i've encountered such people and i don't think it won't be the last time either... f***ing arseholes... Can't people just learn to be a little bit more gracious? Hell... i'm beginning to fear for my life now even though i've yet to get my license...

And i'll tell you, the darkest period in my life will be completed when, come 7th June, results are being announced, and i've flunked any of my modules... i certainly won't want to see that happen... holy mother of jesus christ virgin mary, save me...

The Day After Tomorrow... Where would you be?

Err... me ah? i'll be at comfort driving centre taking my bike TP!!! hehehe...

Anyway the past few days was shiittyy... my heart sank when i found out the results of one of my assignments... NN (fail)...Great... just when i was enjoying a night out with my friends... what a mood dampener... thats it, my holiday mood along with some of my project mates'... totally spoilt... somemore, its a whooping 40% too... oh my god... i feel like the world is really coming to an end... totally unjustified... considering the effort we put in... but after a consultation with our local lecturer today, well... we err... more or less deserved it... but at least they could give us a pass for effort... sighh... welcome to the real world amigo... =( All hope is not lost yet... considering i did well enough for my first assignment which carries 30%... so, meanwhile lets keep my fingers crossed...

Lost and found... my primary school buddy fasihuddin... It was really nice to hear from him again... it was him who contacted me after a gap of dunno how many goddamn years... and the most amazing thing is: he still remembers my house telephone by heart!!! Wah lau... make me feel so guilty...He used to be one of my best budds around... played sega together... do silly projects... always called to ask me what to bring to school for tomorrow... hahaha... those were the things we used to do back in primary school... i always called him "haooooolian fasihuddin" because matter of fact... he IS haolian and forever boasting about how good he was in this and that... some things never changed... hahaha... maybe thats why my first meeting with him for a loong time turned out well... its was all-talk non stop for a few hours... and didnt turn into an awkward situation for either of us... it was as if we were still best budds back in primary sch... anyway, fasi, if you're reading this... i would like to apologise for the horsekicks i almost (or did i?) land on your face... ahahaha... *snaps finger* wickkkeeddd...

Had a filling meal at an indon restaurant for malau's birthday yesterday... actually his birthday was on the 8th, and originally planned the treat to be on the 7th (if i didn't get it wrong) but i told him i couldn't make it cos' i die die had to rush a project for that stretch of the week, and instead asked him to go ahead with the rest of the guys... but he didn't lah... he made sure his friend of 13 yrs (and counting) had his fair share of the food... hahaha... For that, i am truly touched... serious... a tear almost flowed out from the corner of my eye... hahaha... Come to think of it, after all the diabolical things i did to him in the past, he still regards me as a friend, this is making me feel so guilty... but i guess this will go away in a day or two, after which i will be back to my wallop-him-as-i-please self again... muahahaha... no lah seriously, now i never whack him as much as i used to do, we are all young adults at the age of 23 already, how can still act like 15 yr olds? hehehe...

Santa Claus??! hohoho... nahh... thats my lecturer from RMIT, Dr Mark Rose... along with the rest of my project group mates who've shed blood and tears for this project (except one...) Salut!!!

Couldn't have felt more relieved, finally got over and done with my presentation today... i must say waking up at 5am friggin' sucks cos i had to make it to school at 7am this morning to rehearse... dressed in nice clothes of cos... hahaha... have to be appropriate lah... the module's called developing professional practices what... don't tell me wear my uniform burms and nike t-shirt to school meh... lucky for me, the shirt and pants still fit from way back my jc prom night days... what do i mean still fit?! It HAS to fit... i was not the fat bastard i was back then and as i stood in front of the mirror, i saw a chao yandao staring back at me... hahahaha... honestly, whole lot of difference... back then, floppy aaron kwok hairdo... now, trendy khookahkiat-attitude hairdo... hahaha... some more... back then, fighting to be fit jc student... now, fit as a fiddle undergrad... you get my point... hahaha... In the meantime, check out the photos in my blog as much as you want, or you'll never have the chance anymore... cos they're gonna close my snapfish account if i do not purchase any products from them within the next week... sucks big time... any one has free photo hosting websites to recommend?

Exams are finally over... but bloody hell... still got project to pia for the next 10 days... before it ends with a presentation on the 13th... dua zhong leh... mai siao siao... australian lecturer come down to see leh... *shivers* hahaha.... anyway, the first thing i did today after the last paper was to go for a nice slow jog around the reservoir and back... all right goddamnit... i can already hear people (esp. bob) saying: " wah lau... kiat bullshit again... so fat how to run reservoir... everytime talk cock... full of shit..." hahahaha... never mind... i let people say what they want... this kind of thing... tsk... not a big issue... hahaha... next time i play soccer and take off my shirt... i make sure they eat back their words... wahhaha... what the f*** am i saying?! aiyah i'm still talking cock lah... nothing's changed... much... the blubber's still there... but its getting smaller (i can 'feel' it...) ahahaha... and my hair's getting funkier... yeah... *snaps finger* Rrrespect...

Muahahaha... this shows that blind loyalty does pay off afterall... in a BIG way... yeah baby... after all those donations i've so graciously made to singapore pools over the last few tries, i have gotten most of it back... hahaha... i swear i wasn't thinking right when i trooped happily to the betting outlet after yet another boring day of studies at the community centre, fished out 20 bucks and betted on my favourite team Liverpool against of all teams, Manchester United!!! *HORROR* To make me look even more of an idiot, this is THE team, yes... my favourite team that played so inconsistently and lost almost everytime i betted on them... they haven't won in 3 matches and certainly there wouldn't be any reverse in their luck against the mighty man u at old trafford... BUT, as its always been known, football is indeed a funny game... proof? its in the results... 1-0 to liverpool... and of cos' my betting slip which i've snapped down to show you guys i'm not bullshitting... hahaha... SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!!!

Here's something nice... always wanted to go into the creative advertising line... my dream job actually... but in this rat race society that is singapore, sometimes doing what you want to do isn't always feasible... you may have more than one mouth to feed, responsibilities beyond that of yourself and the omnipresent pressure from society to hold a stable and well paying job by slogging in the office... which goes to ask: "What's the whole f***ing point really?"

Just saw FHM's bikini heaven on TV... asked to give a reason why they should be voted the contest's winner, the Taiwanese contestant said in horrendous and broken english:"Woote for mee cos' i never spoken... soo mach engrish in ma whole life..." Now now... how much do you think that would score with the panel of judges?! (shaggy the 'humsap lou' again...) But then again, she deserves my utmost admiration for being so original in her appeal... *thumps chest* "respect..."

Breezed through my road evaluation test on my first attempt... am i good or what? was elated when the instructor told us we could book for TP... which of course was the first thing i did after the debrief... so the stage's been set... 27th May 2004... I can hardly wait... the reality of riding my very own bike into the sunset is nearing... hahaha... until then... i've got to overcome exams coming up in another 2 weeks... and that's not all... will be another 10 days after i finished my exams which i have to work on a presentation cum report... what a killjoy... you are supposed to play till you drop after exams!!! not slog through another project!!! wtf...

2 stunning nights of Uefa Champions league football action... First, Monaco shocked the Battlestar Galacticos Real Madrid 3-1 to overturn a 4-2 deficit to progress into the semis, Chelsea broke Arsenal's unbeaten run against them in a match when it mattered most by winning 2-1... Second, the most unlikely of comebacks came from Deportivo against current champ AC Milan... trailing 4-1 from the first leg, Depor played like men possessed to win a stunning 4-0 scoreline at the Riazor... Football is really a funny game... just when everyone thought the favourites are supposed to steamroll over their lesser opponents... they finish with rotten eggs on their faces... it kinda reminds me of sunday soccer playing against a bunch of scrawny chao ah bengs (and one 'tianpeng yuanshuai' lookalike)... that one from Journey to the West who later transformed to Piggy because he was too horny... yes... him... hahaha... we actually lost to them?! even with ME, the complete midfielder in the team??! Believe it? you better... this is what endears me to the game... so unpredictable... so... so... strange... can't describe the feeling...

Pet peeves when you take the MRT to school every morning:

1) People seem to forget that you are supposed to hold on to the pole, NOT lean against it...

2) People with itchy hands grab two hand grips at one go...

3) Sleepy heads 'orbiting' in dream land who keep leaning towards you, forcing you to inch away at every available space you can find without having to sit on another stranger's lap...

4) People with huge asses taking up two seats without giving a damn to other people

5) Arrogant and snobbish looking aunties with their noses pointed so high up in the air that they can collect rainwater...

6) Having to put up with people who emit body odour...

7) Staring straight at the armpit of a stranger and having to smell it...

Wahahaha... damn sian... now in school doing (what else?) project... so it was very much a crappy posting... especially when i've just had my lunch and needed to write something to get into the mood of writing for my assignment... hehehe...

Wait... if i were to create the MasterCard advertisement based on the above, it would go like this...

Bus ride to Eunos Interchange: $0.63
Ticket ride to Dover MRT: $1.13
Having to put up with the odour coming out of the stranger's armpit standing next to you in the train: PRICELESS
For everything else, there's the motorcycle you can buy to ride to school everyday...

Hmmm... i am so darn impressed with myself... hahaha... i ROCK...

Wah piang... cannot take it anymore... everyday go school meet for project... can dieee one leh... somemore transport plus lunch and dinner very expensive leh... money is flying out of my wallet faster than i can sing "i can see clearly now the (money)'s gone..." hahaha...