Friday, August 17, 2007

Fireworks into Singaporean's asses

Damn fed-up just now. When I was driving back to office after dinner, there was like a super huge jam leading into church street (near raffles place). And so after reaching collyer quay road, the jam cumulated into one big fucking orgy of cars. Yes, I finally realised what the fuck was going on.

Fireworks display at Marina bay area.

And yes, the fucking jam is caused by fucking inconsiderate Stinkaporeans who bloody cheebye selfishly park their shiny 4 wheelers (some with entire family in tow) along 2 lanes of the 4 laned road! and poor folks like us who have no fucking interest in some lameass display of fireworks had to wait fucking 45min just to clear the 200m stretch of road leading into my office!!!

The more I wait, the more dulan I felt. And questions flooded my mind.

Are we Stinkaporeans that fucking no-life? That just a display of fireworks and you have to drive all the way from Jurong just to join in the fucking madness and to catch that 15min display of pop- pop-poop-whatever?! Also bring your ah gong and ah ma in their pyjamas and pillows??!

No shit.

It's like gypsy style caravan. Next thing you know, you see them cooking instant noodles on their car bonnet. Total idiocracy. I cannot fucking understand. If you want to see the fireworks, go park properly, and walk to get a nice view! and for fuck's sake, don't ever step out in your pjs. PUHLEASE! You'll save yourself plenty of embarassment in the eyes of the ang moh from abroad.

Actually it all boils down to the fact Singaporeans are a bloody inconsiderate lot. Only care for themselves... at the expense of others. Still can wow wow wee wee with a fucking great wall of cars behind you waiting to go back home to rest. Smelly cheebye! Fuck! I cannot stop swearing!

Ok I feel much better now.

Shall post the cameron pictures soon! =D

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