Full of crap

Wah liew, I think I never lao sai so jialat before in my entire lifetime. Somemore damn watery one. I'm like LS-ing 3 to 4 times a day, and I think its a bit too much for my liking, even though I quite enjoy my daily morning shit before I head to work. BUT, this is a different ball game altogether. LOL.

If this carries on, I think I have to be extra cautious about letting out that occasional fart or maybe trying to suppress that irritable sneeze. ROFL. Man, would that be nice? Like crapping your pants and soiling your undies, and just about every last dignity a human being could have? Sheesh.

I had better pop more of those po chai yi pills, they will be my stop gap solution for now... hehehe... I wanna have a good game tomorrow and score lotsa goooaallllsss!!!!

Last but not least, happy birthday to you auntie Mag! Congrats on turning a year older but continue to spew out all those crappy stuffs we all love to hear from you! Btw, today you wear blue for the first time look so feminine worrzzz! HAHAHA... don't always wear black lah ok?

Mayhem in Manila

Just came back from my first business trip to Manila. Damn, it was one helluva experience, gastronomically-wise, that is.

I was greeted by J and C at the airport, and proceed to hop onto his Honda CRV to visit potential customers in lovely Philippines. J cuts a funny character; warm and approachable and it wasn't long before we engaged in some less serious banter that wasn't work related. Anyway, that wasn't what I wanted to share with you guys, besides the hospitality of the Filippino people in general. It was THE food, people! Fear Factor style!!!

I ate food I never imagined I would ever even touch in my entire lifetime. But I did. And I'm so darn proud of myself.

First up, the locals call it "Baloot". It is actually boiled eggs, duck eggs to be precise... but with the freakin' foetus inside!!! OMFGWTFBBQ!!! J laughed wryly before he asked C to go get the baloots from a roadside stall. 4 eggs for like 10 pesos (S$0.30). I gulped in helplessness before C got back into the car with the eggs in hand.

J showed me how to eat it: Find the hollow tip of the egg, crack it, peel off the shell and there you have it - foetus, egg yolk, and the soup! Holy mother of Jesus Christ Virgin Mary, save me please!!! You're supposed to drink the "soup" or "chup" as we hokkiens call it. Damn did I hesitate for a good 5 minutes before I slurped that shit and lap it up to prove I'm not a wussy!!!

Hey, it wasn't that bad lah, taste like half boiled egg leh... Then, you have to peel off some more shell to reveal the *gasp* foetus!!! Wah liew, sick man!!!! poor little duckie cramped into the egg, fully developed features and get this: with FEATHERS loh!!!! Wah piang eh, I nearly wanna puke. I looked up at J in utter bewilderment, half expecting him to say: "Aww Kenny, I was only joking... you don't really have to eat this... Here, let me help you!" YEAH RIGHT, DREAM ON! And how the locals eat this stuff is that after downing the "chup", they slurped and swallowed the damn foetus into your mouth in one shot!!! Then they eat the egg yolk with blood veins running across them!!!

But hor, limpeh me didn't chicken out, go other country must try their "delicacy" mah. Cannot always eat chicken and pork, damn boring and sian one leh! Actually, I also don't know when my taste buds suddenly become so adventurous... HAHAHAHA... partly is because I don't wanna lau kwee lah. Scarly say all Singaporeans are humji! TMD! *angry* But I only drink finish the "chup" and eat a little bit of the blood vein yolk and the poor duckie head. SICK!!!

Second is the pig blood loh. Nabeh, J order quite a few local dishes during dinner and then without telling me what it is, I try them all and I kenna tricked!!! And hor, the funny part is, he ask me choose which dish I like best, and I chose the pig blood cooked with pork cubes!!! Cos' I really thought it tasted not bad, even though it looked nasty with its black color sauce!!! WTF!!! I'm damn stupid can!!? Now I bought one packet come back Singapore, got people come my house I can cook for them! Damn easy! Pour out the pig blood, heat it and stir fry with some meat and VOILA! Serves at least 2! Who wanna try???

Last one... finally, escargot, or should I say snails??! J told me it tasted really good, and lumped a few shells on my plate for me. Armed with a toothpick, and plenty of hesitation, I dig out the nasty little shit inside the shell and plug it into my mouth, at the same time consoling myself nothing can be worse than the sick foetus shit I ate. Dang! Machiam like SAI loh! I really mean it, taste like shit can?!! I'm sooo never gonna put another of this shit into my mouth again!!!!

*Puuiii puuuiiiii puuuiiiiiii!!!*

Bold'Or Honda CB400 Showpiece

Peeps, I'm pleased to showcase my lovely bike... the Honda CB400 Bold'Or! I spent half a day polish, and also give her a mini makeover, just for this photoshoot. Hahaha... but more to come in future eh... hehe...

Side profile... my bike plate no. haven't huat in 4D yet... -_-"

Look at the cool new golden wings on the tank bra! It set me back by $50 just for that... *heart song but pocket pain*

MUGEN SPORTS... Yeah, damn beng I know... those decals you can only find on zhnged ah beng cars but I was merely trying to copy, or rather modify the Mugen concept model of the bold'Or!!!

DAMN CHIO LAH!!! Those killer LED lights!!! WoOtZzz!!!

I think I just need a few more MUGEN decals in the right places... and the look is complete!!!

Okie, thats all for now folks!

Dad's birthday dinner (12th Aug)

Sis and I treated Dad and the rest of the family to a feast at Jumbo in Clarke Quay.

We spent like close to $400 bucks on it... every imaginable seafood delicacy was on the table for us to feast on, but the killer was the lobster at $120... my eyes nearly popped outta my sockets, but lucky my sis (not that biatch younger sister) was there to split the cost... *Phew!* Everyday like that cannot tahan man... hahaha...

Earlier on, we had wanted to catch the fireworks while having our dinner. Initially was to have it either at one of the restaurants in One Fullerton or the Esplanade, but it was fully booked... much to our disappointment. We then contemplated having at east coast or the indoor stadium but nobody was sure we could have a view of the fireworks on display at Marina bay. But then again, it didn't matter much, we settled for somewhere near our workplace and tried our luck on whether we could sneak or glimpse or two. In the end, it didn't work out cos' of the damn high rise buildings!!!

After stuffing our faces full, well for me was ok cos' I don't take seafood much but got improvement ok! Got eat prawn and abit of crabs and lobsters hor!!! But I must still maintain they taste quite nasty. It will take like ounces of thick gravy to mask the seafoodish smell before I dare to put it in my mouth!

We then indulge in another sinful round of chocolate fudge cake... OMG, damn fattening can? We sang the customary birthday song with my dad together, and then before he blew out the candles, he was asked to make a wish. Already sort of expecting such an answer, my dad said: "Mia lit huat 4D arrhh!!! (tomorrow strike 4D)" before this grin start to appear on his face. -_-" I nearly pengz, one pattern one my laopeh!!! So predicatable!!! kaozzz!!!

Censorship: Singapore style

This is wickedly funny. Singaporeans taking a dig at the people working in the censorship board in Sillypore. Damn sarcastic stuffs but also damn accurate lah, those censorship people making us look like idiots who can't think for ourselves and who don't understand what's the meaning of self censorship.

I think the maker of this clip deserves more than just applause from us netizens.

Go forth and spread the gospel, people!!! *in a Godly-like voice*

Slice of life

Had these pictures for a while now, but no time to upload... until today... nua-ing at home rocks!

I was at East Coast Park on sunday for rollerblading. And as most of you would know, parking is always a nightmare especially on weekends cos' like half of Singapore's population would be there at the same time with you. And then I found this bike lot... occupied by a bike!!! I mean those leg pedal type bicycle, use your 'gu lat' (cow strength) one!!! OMFG, WTF SMLJ is this??? Does the owner of this bicycle think it is very funny??? Hahaha, apparently I shared his sense of humour, that's why I left the bicycle alone, and took down this pic for all to share... as well as for all the bewildered bikers who are desperately looking for a lot. The look on their faces would be priceless, just like mine did for that one good minute.

Taken @ Eunos MRT while on the way back from work. Cute kitty sleeping on top of an ATM machine, and beside an advert which ominously says: "POWER CORRUPTS". Yeah, that's the evil plan these cats have been planning all along... trying to take over the world!

There were plenty of kid's doodlings on the national day theme. I still remember going through this during arts class in primary school, must have been pretty boring for me back then, given my innate talent for drawing. I took down this interesting piece at the childcare centre near my house. So Singapore is actually a Zionist state in disguise? LOL. And also, since when Singapore has only 3 major races? Let's see... as shown in the picture above, I assume we have a chinese? a caucasian (or was it an eurasian? or was it a chinese lady wearing a cheongsam but dyed her hair golden brown? Arrrggghhh... *tears hair out*) and a, I can confirm this... malay. ちょっとまって, where's our thumbi, brudda??!