Muahahaha... this shows that blind loyalty does pay off afterall... in a BIG way... yeah baby... after all those donations i've so graciously made to singapore pools over the last few tries, i have gotten most of it back... hahaha... i swear i wasn't thinking right when i trooped happily to the betting outlet after yet another boring day of studies at the community centre, fished out 20 bucks and betted on my favourite team Liverpool against of all teams, Manchester United!!! *HORROR* To make me look even more of an idiot, this is THE team, yes... my favourite team that played so inconsistently and lost almost everytime i betted on them... they haven't won in 3 matches and certainly there wouldn't be any reverse in their luck against the mighty man u at old trafford... BUT, as its always been known, football is indeed a funny game... proof? its in the results... 1-0 to liverpool... and of cos' my betting slip which i've snapped down to show you guys i'm not bullshitting... hahaha... SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!!!

Here's something nice... always wanted to go into the creative advertising line... my dream job actually... but in this rat race society that is singapore, sometimes doing what you want to do isn't always feasible... you may have more than one mouth to feed, responsibilities beyond that of yourself and the omnipresent pressure from society to hold a stable and well paying job by slogging in the office... which goes to ask: "What's the whole f***ing point really?"

Just saw FHM's bikini heaven on TV... asked to give a reason why they should be voted the contest's winner, the Taiwanese contestant said in horrendous and broken english:"Woote for mee cos' i never spoken... soo mach engrish in ma whole life..." Now now... how much do you think that would score with the panel of judges?! (shaggy the 'humsap lou' again...) But then again, she deserves my utmost admiration for being so original in her appeal... *thumps chest* "respect..."

Breezed through my road evaluation test on my first attempt... am i good or what? was elated when the instructor told us we could book for TP... which of course was the first thing i did after the debrief... so the stage's been set... 27th May 2004... I can hardly wait... the reality of riding my very own bike into the sunset is nearing... hahaha... until then... i've got to overcome exams coming up in another 2 weeks... and that's not all... will be another 10 days after i finished my exams which i have to work on a presentation cum report... what a killjoy... you are supposed to play till you drop after exams!!! not slog through another project!!! wtf...

2 stunning nights of Uefa Champions league football action... First, Monaco shocked the Battlestar Galacticos Real Madrid 3-1 to overturn a 4-2 deficit to progress into the semis, Chelsea broke Arsenal's unbeaten run against them in a match when it mattered most by winning 2-1... Second, the most unlikely of comebacks came from Deportivo against current champ AC Milan... trailing 4-1 from the first leg, Depor played like men possessed to win a stunning 4-0 scoreline at the Riazor... Football is really a funny game... just when everyone thought the favourites are supposed to steamroll over their lesser opponents... they finish with rotten eggs on their faces... it kinda reminds me of sunday soccer playing against a bunch of scrawny chao ah bengs (and one 'tianpeng yuanshuai' lookalike)... that one from Journey to the West who later transformed to Piggy because he was too horny... yes... him... hahaha... we actually lost to them?! even with ME, the complete midfielder in the team??! Believe it? you better... this is what endears me to the game... so unpredictable... so... so... strange... can't describe the feeling...

Pet peeves when you take the MRT to school every morning:

1) People seem to forget that you are supposed to hold on to the pole, NOT lean against it...

2) People with itchy hands grab two hand grips at one go...

3) Sleepy heads 'orbiting' in dream land who keep leaning towards you, forcing you to inch away at every available space you can find without having to sit on another stranger's lap...

4) People with huge asses taking up two seats without giving a damn to other people

5) Arrogant and snobbish looking aunties with their noses pointed so high up in the air that they can collect rainwater...

6) Having to put up with people who emit body odour...

7) Staring straight at the armpit of a stranger and having to smell it...

Wahahaha... damn sian... now in school doing (what else?) project... so it was very much a crappy posting... especially when i've just had my lunch and needed to write something to get into the mood of writing for my assignment... hehehe...

Wait... if i were to create the MasterCard advertisement based on the above, it would go like this...

Bus ride to Eunos Interchange: $0.63
Ticket ride to Dover MRT: $1.13
Having to put up with the odour coming out of the stranger's armpit standing next to you in the train: PRICELESS
For everything else, there's the motorcycle you can buy to ride to school everyday...

Hmmm... i am so darn impressed with myself... hahaha... i ROCK...

Wah piang... cannot take it anymore... everyday go school meet for project... can dieee one leh... somemore transport plus lunch and dinner very expensive leh... money is flying out of my wallet faster than i can sing "i can see clearly now the (money)'s gone..." hahaha...