Just saw FHM's bikini heaven on TV... asked to give a reason why they should be voted the contest's winner, the Taiwanese contestant said in horrendous and broken english:"Woote for mee cos' i never spoken... soo mach engrish in ma whole life..." Now now... how much do you think that would score with the panel of judges?! (shaggy the 'humsap lou' again...) But then again, she deserves my utmost admiration for being so original in her appeal... *thumps chest* "respect..."