Friday, April 02, 2004

Pet peeves when you take the MRT to school every morning:

1) People seem to forget that you are supposed to hold on to the pole, NOT lean against it...

2) People with itchy hands grab two hand grips at one go...

3) Sleepy heads 'orbiting' in dream land who keep leaning towards you, forcing you to inch away at every available space you can find without having to sit on another stranger's lap...

4) People with huge asses taking up two seats without giving a damn to other people

5) Arrogant and snobbish looking aunties with their noses pointed so high up in the air that they can collect rainwater...

6) Having to put up with people who emit body odour...

7) Staring straight at the armpit of a stranger and having to smell it...

Wahahaha... damn sian... now in school doing (what else?) project... so it was very much a crappy posting... especially when i've just had my lunch and needed to write something to get into the mood of writing for my assignment... hehehe...

Wait... if i were to create the MasterCard advertisement based on the above, it would go like this...

Bus ride to Eunos Interchange: $0.63
Ticket ride to Dover MRT: $1.13
Having to put up with the odour coming out of the stranger's armpit standing next to you in the train: PRICELESS
For everything else, there's the motorcycle you can buy to ride to school everyday...

Hmmm... i am so darn impressed with myself... hahaha... i ROCK...




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